Tuesday, April 24, 2007

What My Chihuahua Taught Me...And How It Can Help You Too!



I live in a freakin' zoo!

Now, I'm not complaining...so bear with me here.

With 3 kids, 4 cats and 2 dogs (including a chihuahua that thinks she has hairballs) and a wife that SNORES...I have at least nine potential things that can wake me up in the middle of the night.

It happens a lot. I'm a light sleeper. I'm used to it.

OK, so it's 4:47 in the morning. What could possibly wake me up this time?

Ouff...Ouff...Ouff...Huh?

What's that noise?

The winner is...

My 3 1/2 lb. furball...long-haired chihuahua, Kiwi.

(See the second photo above...)

I gotta tell ya. she's been hanging out with my cats too much.

Why?

Because she decided that she has hairballs!

Huh? Ouff...Ouff...Ouff!

(Trust me, it's tough to put the sound of a dog making fake hairball sounds in print. So I invented a word on the spot- ouff. It was the best I could think of at 5:19 a.m.)

"Ok, Kiwi. You win. I'll get up & take care of ya."

Great.

as soon as I roll out of bed...she STOPS making this strange noise...and cuddles up in bed with my wife.

Oh well. At least now I can share this weird story with you!

OK, are you still with me? Good. 'Cuz there is a point to all this...

Believe it or not, my little 3 1/2 lb. Kiwi teaches me a lot:

* She's an expert at getting attention. Why?
(do you really have to ask? I mean - look at her! She's just too darn cute, isn't she?) How can something so small and furry stop traffic in public and spread smiles & aaawwws like a virus wherever she goes?

Amazing. What else has she taught me?

* She knows how to get what she wants. When she needs exercise, all she has to do is catch a glimpse of her tail in her peripheral vision...then WHOOSH! Off she goes in a relentless pursuit of her own tail!

Over and over again.

Which brings me to my next point...

* She doesn't take herself too seriously. I gotta admit it. It's freakin' hilarious watching her run in circles tryin' to catch her tail! Who needs TV when you can witness spectacles like this? (Truth IS always stranger than fiction.)

Wait - there's more!

* She has NO Fear! I haven't told you about my other dog...
My spastic beagle/lab mix, Lucy. (I'll save my diatribe on her for another day.) But I will mention this...

Kiwi loves to pick on Lucy! (Look at the 1st pic above for PROOF!)

Trust me on this one. Your life ain't complete 'til you've seen these two wrestle!

Who wouldn't want to watch a little brown 3 1/2 lb. fuzzball bounce around all over a dog 20 times her size...and kick her ass?

It's all play, of course. No animals ever really get harmed in my world.

Lucy always plays along and takes her 'beating' like a trooper. Actually, I think she likes the attention. Really. She gets her ears cleaned out for one thing! Plus I'm pretty sure the back of Lucy's legs stay pretty clean too. Why? Beacuse Kiwi is always 'nibbling' the dirt off of 'em!

Alright, enough.

Is there a point to all this? YOU BETCHA!

If you want to get aheaad in this world...live life to the fullest...enjoy yourself...and YES even take control over your finances...
then you can learn a few things from Kiwi. Especially this...

* She's not afraid to ask for help!
Even though the whole 'hairball' thing was a false alarm...
She still knows she can turn to 'Dad' for help.

So can you.

If you need to get a grip on your money situation, I can help you use your home to make everything waaayyyyy better!

Call me today at 309-743-0110. Let's see if I can help.

You have nothing to lose (and Kiwi will thank you for it!) :)

Sincerely,

Steve

P.S. Just kidding about the snoring, dear!

Monday, April 9, 2007

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Friday, April 6, 2007

Money Likes Speed

Hey gang, I just finished reading an insightful article from Robert Ringer's FREE newsletter, A Voice of Sanity in an Insane World. (I highly recommend you sign up for this eye-opening newsletter by clicking here.)

Anyway, the title of today's article was "Success Likes Speed." In the article he quotes another one of my favorite authors, Joe Vitale. Joe's saying "Money Likes Speed" is a brilliant piece of advice that we can all to take to heart.

Both authors make these points:
- Action breeds results
- Taking the 1st step to getting what you want is not only THE most important one...it's also the hardest one for most of us.
- Over-planning & over-analyzing is a BIG productivity killer.
- Procrastination SAPS your enthusiasm
- The longer you wait to go after whatever it is you want, the less likely it is you'll get it
- Time is finite. It's the only thing you can never get more of. When it's gone, it's lost forever.

So what's my point for telling you all of this?

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Ugly Truth...and 11 Reasons Why You Should Take Control of Your Financial Future NOW!

WARNING: What you're about to read may not be upbeat. But it's true...

I was reading Howard Dayton's inspiring book "Your Money Map" recently...
(By the way, if your serious about learning the 7 Steps to true financial freedom, this is an awesome resource!) when I came across these 11 alarming facts.

· The United States is absorbing 80% of the world’s surplus savings to fund its deficits and debts
· 2/3 of all middle-income Americans (66%) live paycheck to paycheck
· Most people have not been taught how to handle money properly
· Every 27 seconds in America, a couple divorces. The #1 reason? MONEY PROBLEMS
· In 2005, the personal savings rate was negative 5% of their income, the lowest personal savings rate in 73 years (source: US Dept. of Commerce, Bureau of Economic Analysis, www.bea.gov)
· 82% of middle-income Americans say there’s not much left to save after the pay their bills
· The average American today spends $1.10 for every dollar earned
· The average American credit card holder carries more than 6 cards and owes more than $9,300 on them
· In 2005, credit card debt in the USA totaled $797 BILLION (source: consumer credit, www.federalreserve.com)
· 97% of Americans age 65 have less than $600 in their checking account. Only 3% are financially secure and 54% are still working (USA Today)
· If you make only the required payment on a 30-year mortgage, it’ll take 23 years before the principal and interest portions of the payment match each other!

Wow!

Can you see why it's vitally important for you to take control of your financial future now?

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Hold on to your hats...the minute you can get your hands on this amazing tool, I'll let you know!

Have a happy 'hump day!'

Steve

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Peace!

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Need a Vacation From Your Bills?

This gets overlooked a lot...

One of the really cool things about refinancing your home mortgage is this:

You get to skip one, sometimes TWO house payments!

This comes in handy when you need to take care of unexpected expenses. (Like work you've been meaning to get done around the house, a nagging repair to your car you've been putting off, etc.)

Here's another quick tip for what you can do with this 'payment vacation:'

Apply the extra savings directly to your mortgage. It's the same as investing the money at the same rate of return as the rate on your new mortgage!

Pretty cool, huh?

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Have yourself a wonderful Tuesday!

Dedicated to giving you financial freedom,
Steve

Monday, April 2, 2007

Can You Answer These Questions?

· What is THE most important factor for achieving financial freedom?

· Is the interest rate on your home mortgage its most important factor?

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· Is your home mortgage literally sucking the life out of you financially?

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· What's the Simple, Easy & Effective 7-Step Plan for Attaining Freedom From the Clutches of Debt…once and for all?

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Go for it!

Steve

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Sunday, April 1, 2007

WARNING: Don’t Sign Off on Your Mortgage Until You Read This!

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